Elusive and vague
Open to interpretation
Depends on the context
Yet causes frustration

In dating terms
When the stakes are high
Text ‘etiquette’
Drives you bloody wild

The kissometer factor
Is an example of that
Do you count them or not
Send the same amount back?

What if the levels are variable
What the ‘F’ does that mean?
Initially you get none
Then you wind up with THREE!

I’m damned if I know the answer
How to play this stupid game
So complicated and technical
Enough to turn you insane

Somebody give me a manual
Decode the information
Or rather just use ENGLISH
And WORDS for clarification!