Russell Brand
You make me quiver
My heart beats fast
I shake and shiver
Ever since
I saw your face
In 2006
I’ve been displaced
From Big Brother’s Big Mouth
To You’ve Got Issues
To Brighton and Back
And London – all venues
I follow your story
Everywhere
For some strange reason
I really do care
Your spiritual journey
Political battles
Your ups and downs
You’re prances and prattles
You tickle me pink
You’re a dream to behold
A groupie I’ve become
I love you tenfold
And though you’re a dad
And your heart is now taken
You will never ever
By me be forsaken
My ‘evil’ twin
And idol to boot
I watch you from afar
And I salute
The man that you are
So perfect yet flawed
Prone to mishaps
That are never ignored
So similar to me
In so many ways
You never fail to bring
A huge smile to my face