Watching Eurovision
But the tv’s broken down
Got a lovely picture
But got no bloody sound
Maybe that’s a good thing
At least my ears won’t bleed
At least I will be spared
From 50% of the cheese
Lots of flags and tinsel
Patriotism abounds
Everyone is buzzing
Still got no bloody sound
Special effects
Dazzle on the stage
Happy, smiling people
But all I feel is rage
Still got no bloody sound
So singing to myself
Trying to lip read
And work the lyrics out
Tinkering with wires
Trying to fix this issue
But I’m no techno whiz
I could totally rip a tissue
Missing all the quips
By cheeky Graham Norton
Kind of kills the mood
My little fuse is shortened
Could just go to bed
But wired to the moon
My triple macchiato at 6
Was a really stupid move
Wtf – a gorilla?
But where’s the big drum kit?
I want to hear In The Air Tonight
If he’s wearing that, the twit
That said I’ve got no sound
So even if it played
I wouldn’t be able to hear it
I’m seriously dismayed